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Sex, Hair, Rock 'n' Roll
Get Your Death On, You Were Born For This
Created on 2003-05-13 16:25:43 (#1058466), last updated 2009-07-29
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Basic Info| Name: | Bryan Damage |
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| Location: | Clayton, California, United States |
| Website: | Damage Inc. |
BioWhen I am king there will be no female nurses over the age of 40. If you're in the hospital and dying, the last thing you want is a sponge bath from a broad who looks like Tommy LaSorda.
When I am king "team" will be spelled T-E-I-M, so that there will finally be an 'I' in team.
When I am king swift water rescues will be no more. If you are hanging out by the mouth of the river during a torrential downpour - you deserve to die. It's just God's way of taking out the trash.
When I am king I will name a sexual position after me. Then I will rent porn and pleasure myself to people doing it "Bryan Style."
When I am king "team" will be spelled T-E-I-M, so that there will finally be an 'I' in team.
When I am king swift water rescues will be no more. If you are hanging out by the mouth of the river during a torrential downpour - you deserve to die. It's just God's way of taking out the trash.
When I am king I will name a sexual position after me. Then I will rent porn and pleasure myself to people doing it "Bryan Style."
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18 visions, ace miramar, adam carolla, afi, all bets off, better luck tomorrow, bitches and hos, blondes, blue velvet, bon jovi, bryan damage, chloe sevigny, davey havok, david beckham, david lynch, dion & the belmonts, dita von teese, double penetration, eminem, everclear, howard stern, jackass, jimmy kimmell, kate hudson, kvhs, manchester united, me, mix tapes, myself, nhl, patsy cline, poetry, porn, preppy girls, quentin tarantino, real madrid, roy orbison, straightedge, swing dancing, sylvester stallone, the mafia, the man show, the word "constantinople", tom green, tworking it out, vegetarianism, vin diesel, vnv nation, woody allen, x925x straightedge mafia
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